Like a politician, I have nothing to offer you but promises of future prosperity. How an unemployed man (or, not a man) can go more than three weeks without a blog update is virtually inexplicable. It's not like I don't have any opinions. Like the goalie in Slapshot, I feel great shame.
It was my hope that before I headed out for Kansas City tonight, I could post a fairly lengthy "State of the Twins" address and Season Preview. I will now shoot for early next week, Tuesday or Wednesday. (I will say quickly for the record, I'm picking the White Sox to win the AL Central. Yuck.)
To quote Sheriff Bart at the end of Blazing Saddles, "Keep the faith, brothers!"